This is the intro page to the new Mayor’s publication “The Embankments”.
Well, not exactly. I had a bit of fun with this and switched references to Bertrand Delanoë , Paris, the Seine, and famous riverside landmarks there for references to Boris Johnson, London and the Thames. The real thing can be found here. (Perversely, the filename suggests that the document is in Spanish, but do persevere.)
It could work equally well, couldn’t it?
Of course, you would need to set aside some space for a landing strip for all those aviating porcines which such a world would no doubt see.